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Jul 24, 2012

On my way finding a real tree!

  Hello there,um hey I am here ,yes right here!Let me introduce myself ,my name is Jhonnythemostawesomeboyintheworld nah...I'm just kidding you can call me Jhonny.Am I supposed to talk about me,right?Well I've got a brain like a computer and a photographic memory.I live in a polluted grim town where there are no trees,I mean there are but plastic ones.There's a man in my city who sells oxygene can you believe that?So everyone should pay for their lifes and they think their life is perfect...well mine isn't!
    Now back to the story,I've met a really nice girl,her name is Morgan her bloomy long red hair, reminds me of an unicorn but I actually don't know why well the point is that I like her .She loves the nature,well I don't know what's that,she tells me about trees,flowers well as I said we do have plastic ones and I don't know what's the difference between the fake and real ones since I haven't seen the real ones...
   She took me with her in the backyard and showed me a drawing of some trees and she was yearning about seeing a real tree and then I asked her what would she do if someone,maybe a guy(that's me) finds a real tree .Her answer surpirsed me,Morgan said that she would marry the guy who'll bring her a real tree!
   I already started dreaming about our wedding,and our children Boris and Clarissa....But first I gotta find a real tree,maybe it's not that hard...
     It was dinner time,I ,mom and my grandma are living alone in a normal house,actually!
    ''So mom do you know there's like any place where I can get a real tree?''
    ''Jhonny,we already have a tree,it's the latest model''said mom
    ''Yeah but I mean like a real one that grows out of the ground or whatever,you know a real tree!''
    ''Really?You would rather have a dirty,nasty piece of wood that just sticks out of the ground and it does,I don't even know what it does!What's it's purpose?!Look what we've got!It's the ''Treeomatic'',the only tree with it's own remote!''says mom
   ''Well mom let's just say I need a tree,where do I go?''
    ''You know what?You need to find the Once-ler!''said grandma
    ''The what?''I said surprised
    ''Mom...it's not really the time for..you know magical tales...''said mom angrily
     ''That's right I forgot!I am old and I can't even remember where I put my teeth!''said grandma anxiously
     ''Stand out that's not really what I meant''
     ''No,really I forgot my teeth!Would you go there and get them for me ,please?
      ''Fine....''said mom
       Well my mom goes to find the teeth when I see my grandma getting her teeth out of her pocket,I know that sounds strange but that's really how it happened!
      ''So ,here's the deal,the Once-ler is the man who knows what happened to the trees.If you want one,you need to find him!''said grandma
       ''Hm...the Once-ler.Okay ,granny is this thing you are talking about real?I said surprised
       ''Yes,he is real!''
       ''Well where can I find him?''
       ''Far,outside the town where the grass never grows and the wind smells so sour and wet,booohh and no birds ever sing excepting old crowls,that's the place where the Once-ler lives!''
       I gotta say when granny told me about that she acted really weird!
       ''Outside the town?''I said dissapointed
       ''Also people used to say if you brought him 15 cents,a nail and a shell of a great great great GREAT grandfather snail,he'll tell you everything!''said grandma
       Then after this my adventure started!I grabbed my scouter and ended on an unknown road going to nowhere...Surprisingly I saw a building which had a weird thing,a door but not a normal one!It was above my head!How am I supposed to get inside that building?Then I saw a button and I felt tempted to press it.But when I was about to do it ,some stairs appeared from nowhere!It was scary as crap!So I reached at that door and above it ,it was written ''Outside the town''.
      I crossed a really long and tough road then I reached to another building which's door made me feel like that was the one which will unlock that magical world my grandma was talking about!On the door was written''The Once-ler'' !I ringed at the door and then a weird racoon appeard and said:
     ''Who are you?Who are you and what do you want?''
     ''I'm....I'm Jhonny.''I said scared
     ''Didn't you read the signs?Get out of here!
     ''But but I got these things(15 cents,nail,a grand grand grand GRAND grandpa snail shell) and I thought you would help me finding a tree!''I said
    ''A tree...''and then he remained like that not saying anything!
    ''Um...hello?''
    ''Sorry...But I never knew that someone would care about trees,come with me!''
    ''Thanks!''
     I entered the door and I just felt I entered in a parallel world!Everything was just so different,there were many animals ,a lot of REAL grass and TREES!Those trees Morgan was talking about!I felt so happy that I could marry Morgan,I mean I could find a real tree...
     ''So what am I supposed to do to get a tree?''I said happily
     ''Well...there is something to do but I think you cannot do it!''
     ''Why?''I said sadly
     ''You need to let us own your city!We need to change it!''said Mr Once-ler
     ''Well I would be glad to do this,plus I am sick of paying for oxygen!''
     ''Okay,deal here's your tree!''said Mr Once-ler
     ''But,,,but it's so small!''I said surpirsed
     ''Ha...ha you need to grow it!To give love to it!That's how you get a tree!''said Mr Once-ler
     ''Okay then,give it to me and let's go!''
     I and Mr Once-ler went to our way back to my city,the road was a tough as the last time!
     Then we finally reached at my blessed polutted town it really changed but not in a good way!There weren't any plastic trees anymore!Mr Once-ler was shocked too!
     I ran to Morgan's house and told her I found a real tree!We planted it and then gave it water,Morgan was so happy and I too!I could finally marry her...Um yeah...jnow are you wondering where is Mr Once-ler,right?Well he ended up saving our town but that would mean telling you another story so I will talk about that later.See you soon.
 






P.S I got inspired by the movie ''Dr. Seuss' The Lorax

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